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Royal Family's Major Fucked Up in Ousting Harry and Meghan

Updated: Apr 15


Harry and Meghan at Miami Polo
Harry and Meghan Sun-kiss in Miami

In the grand, gilded soap opera that is the British Royal Family as an institution, the exit of Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, felt like the moment the showrunners accidentally wrote off the fan-favorite characters. It's a decision that had audiences around the globe shouting at their screens, "What are you thinking?!" Someone in the palace clearly missed the memo on keeping your stars happy. Whether you love or hate them, you will pay attention to them. As the Sussexes bathe in the glory of their successful Miami Charity Polo appearances, let's break down the royal's royally-blunder. Shall we?


Meghan Markle A-list friends
Serena Williams in Miami with Harry and Meghan

Firstly, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are the equivalent of the royal family's A-list celebrities. We're talking blockbuster-level star quality. Their departure from "The Firm" was a bit like if Marvel decided, "You know what? Let's just sideline Iron Man and Captain America." The couple has a global reach that extends farther than the Queen's corgis could ever dream of running. The royal family essentially gave up their prime-time players by asking them to kindly step aside.


Harry and Meghan in Miami for Polo
Harry and Meghan In Miami


The Sussexes aren't just any old members of the royal entourage; they're a modern, relatable duo with charisma to spare. They've got the kind of global appeal that makes people from Ohio to Osaka sit up and take notice. Harry, with his everyman charm and rebellious streak, turned top-gun-007-family man, and Meghan, an American actress with a flair for public speaking and connecting with people, particularly in the Commonwealth countries where the monarchy should still mean something. Together, they were the royal family's golden ticket to staying relevant in the 21st century. Now, with a future King who will be working from home, according to reports, and a sick/missing future Queen Consort, the royal family is left with either very old or members without the flare or the charisma to keep the public entertain and engage in whatever ribbon their cutting.



Harry and Meghan in Miami
Harry and Meghan Arriving in Miami after announcing two Netflix shows

Let's talk about Meghan Markle's ability to connect with people. She's the royal family's missed opportunity for a slam dunk in terms of public relations. Not to mention, she majored in international relations. Meghan's energy was refreshing in a family often perceived as stiff and out-of-touch. She wasn't just there to smile and wave; she had the ability to engage with people on issues that matter, from mental health to social inequality. Meghan showed that royalty could be more about what you do than just who you are. By letting her and Harry walk away, the royal family didn't just lose a duchess; they lost a direct line to the hearts and minds of people across the globe. Now, the Royal family is gasping for air - trying to hide the rotten eggs in the palaces while keeping the public's confidence.



Harry and Meghan in Miami
Meghan presented Harry with the trophy after wining the match.

Furthermore, the couple’s stepping down and moving away blew up to become a worldwide spectacle, sparking conversations about the role and relevance of the monarchy in today's society. The aftermath was like watching a royal reality show but without the comfort of knowing it was all scripted. It left people everywhere glued to their screens, waiting for the next episode in the saga. Undoubtedly, it's not over for the House of Windsor.



The royal family's decision to let Harry and Meghan go might just be one of those historic "oops" moments we talk about for years to come. In an era where the monarchy is battling to stay relevant and justify its existence, sidelining two of its most popular and media-savvy members seems, in plain language, like a royal fuck-up. It’s akin to scoring an own goal in the final minutes of the World Cup—with the world watching, no less.



Serena William supporting her friends in Miami
Meghan and Serena williams in Miami

In the end, Harry and Meghan's exit might be the wake-up call the royal family needed. Whether they'll answer it, though, remains to be seen. But one thing's for sure: in the high-stakes game of royal popularity, the house doesn't always win. With the insane media coverage of Harry and Meghan, their names are always mentioned when speaking about the other royals to get attention for the working royals. Talking about the other royals without bringing Meghan and Harry into the conversation is like deciding if you want ten thousand engagements or millions on social media.


Royal Family's Major Fucked Up in Ousting Harry and Meghan


Meghan in Miami supporting Harry
Meghan Markle in Miami to support Harry
 

L J Louis is an aspiring international trade lawyer, writer, foodie, and women's advocate with a double major degree in psychology and criminology, a Bachelor of Law(Hons LLB) degree, and an advanced fitness and health promotion diploma. She writes and creates content about human sexuality, psychology, and Meghan Markle.


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